Journal of M & S

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

Forget the health food. I'm old and I need all the preservatives I can get.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

While this may not be on a sticker, it's something to remember when someone cuts into your lane: God's last name is not Damnit.